Letters

Dear Panera,

Please stop making your Texas Black Bean and Chicken Chorizo soup so delicious. I keep eating it even though I know it will give me a sore stomach.

Sincerely,
Shakespeare's Sister

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Dear Mother Nature,

What the fuck is with the temp? It's May. Can we at least see 50 degrees? I'm tired of the cold. Thanks.

Sincerely,
Shakespeare's Sister

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