1. It was dark... All I can tell your for sure is that they all wore Brut after-shave and reeked of Lavoris.
2. You know…for kids!
3. If I'm gonna shit in a bag for the rest of my life because I got shot after the war was over, that would pretty fucking stupid wouldn't it, Major?
4. Did I ever tell you that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom?
5. You Americans, you're all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.
6. I like art; I work in a gas station; my best friend is a tomboy. These things don't fly too well in the American high school.
7. He's weird, he's strange, he's sloppy, he's a total nightmare for women... I can't believe I haven't slept with him yet.
8. To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three tigers.
9. I used to live like Robinson Crusoe…I mean, shipwrecked among 8 million people. And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand and there you were.
10. You see the whole culture—Nazis, deodorant salesmen, wrestlers, beauty contests, a talk show. Can you imagine the level of a mind that watches wrestling? But the worst are the fundamentalist preachers. Third grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money. If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
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