Police are on the lookout for the naked tickler. Investigators said they believe one man could be responsible for a series of bizarre break-ins in which a naked man enters victims' rooms while they are sleeping and tries to tickle their feet.It’s definitely John Howard. The pressure of authoring the hottest blog on the internets has gotten to him, and he’s lost his gourd.
The naked tickler struck again in New Smyrna Beach over the weekend.
Investigators have been working on five similar, unsolved cases since 2001. Most of the victims are women over age 60, said police Cmdr. Wade Kirby.
Kirby said no arrests have yet been made because they don't have a lot to go on.
Either that, or it’s Jeb Bush.
Or some other weirdo altogether.
To be honest, I don’t think I really have this case solved at all.
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