No Santorum Flame-Out in 2008

I have to admit, I’m kind of disappointed that Mr. Man-on-Dog won’t be running for president. I had a whole graphics package ready to go to assert my vociferous dissent.

Maru explains Santorum’s decision thusly:

After irresponsible and constant impregnation of his broodmare wife, thoughtless, sanctimonious Senator/asswipe Rick Santorum rules out a 2008 presidential bid in order to shoulder some of the burden of actually raising his own hellspawn.

That and his poll numbers are totally in the crapper.

Plus, there are so many irresponsible things to say about abortion, birth control, homosexuality, the sexual abuse of children, the perfect family, and lots of other things on which he is approximately as well-informed as a salt-encrusted garden slug, and the hard work of presidenting might cut into his precious blurt-time.