Catchy

Go read Driftglass. Here’s a little sample that will undoubtedly entice:

I Will Swallow Him (A Paean to Dear Leader)

I will swallow Him, swallow Him whatever He may say,
Like ”Saddam is an al-Qaeda Chief”
And nothing will change my belief...

He is my Cha-la-bi.

I will swallow Him, and since His State of the Union Speech
There isn't bullshit too deep,
A pile of offal so high, it can keep,
Keep me away...

I am his drooling beetch.

I love Him, I love Him, I love Him,
And all the lies He tells, I'll swallow, I'll swallow, I'll swallow...

(Note to the Dems: When, exactly, are you going to start looking at all the amazing bloggers with progressive cred and hire yourselves some decent fucking writers?)