Integrity vacuum and caterpillar afficionado Robert Novak has crawled out of his dank, fetid lair to pen a nifty new column in defense of the journalistic integrity he deludes himself he has, proving once again that to call him a Douchebag of Liberty is to insult douchebags; at least they have a purpose. To demonstrate that he is not only super-duper integrified but also wicked smart, he notes: “I never would have written those sentences if Harlow, then-CIA Director George Tenet or anybody else from the agency had told me that Valerie Plame Wilson's disclosure would endanger herself or anybody.” This, while admitting he was aware she was a covert agent working on weapons proliferation. But if anyone had told him that doing something that prevented her from doing her job—you know, protecting the country—was wrong, then he surely wouldn’t have done it. I guess he’s kind of like a dog who will eat its own vomit, gobble up another animal’s shit like it’s a four-star entrée, or roll around in a decaying carcass unless someone intervenes.
Novak Defends His “Integrity as a Journalist” – LOL!
Integrity vacuum and caterpillar afficionado Robert Novak has crawled out of his dank, fetid lair to pen a nifty new column in defense of the journalistic integrity he deludes himself he has, proving once again that to call him a Douchebag of Liberty is to insult douchebags; at least they have a purpose. To demonstrate that he is not only super-duper integrified but also wicked smart, he notes: “I never would have written those sentences if Harlow, then-CIA Director George Tenet or anybody else from the agency had told me that Valerie Plame Wilson's disclosure would endanger herself or anybody.” This, while admitting he was aware she was a covert agent working on weapons proliferation. But if anyone had told him that doing something that prevented her from doing her job—you know, protecting the country—was wrong, then he surely wouldn’t have done it. I guess he’s kind of like a dog who will eat its own vomit, gobble up another animal’s shit like it’s a four-star entrée, or roll around in a decaying carcass unless someone intervenes.
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