Please make those little finger quotations in the air when reading the word "cancels."
WASHINGTON - President Bush decided to cancel the rest of his vacation to concentrate on federal relief efforts for victims of Hurricane Katrina as his top disaster relief official lamented "catastrophic" damage in three Southern states.
Apparently, all that whizzo super amaz-o-tron equipment that allows Bush to direct a war from the toilet that makes G. Gordon Liddy so wet doesn't work so well with disaster relief.
Either that, or Bush is just trying to score some badly needed points. You make the call!
Meanwhile, the White House revealed that Bush was returning to Washington Wednesday from his Texas ranch. "We have a lot of work to do," the president said of the storm damage in Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama. He initially was to have flown back to the capital on Friday.
Gee, three whole days. Or two, if you're not feeling charitable.
What a guy... he's always there when we need him, isn't he?
Isn't he?
Isn't he?
Isn't he?
Does it have a feeding tube? I'm there!!
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