If I lean forward, she reaches out and tangles her claws in my hair to pull me back toward her.
Then she starts licking my hair.
I swear she would do this all day and night if I didn't constantly thwart her attempts to become a salon diva.
Meanwhile, Matilda sits with all her 15 pounds wedged between my back and the chair, in her continuing effort to make me a hunchback. I couldn’t get a picture of that, but I did get a picture of her making herself comfortable in the chair, which she does every time I get up for more than two seconds.
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