Creepy ickster and professional magic man David Copperfield has
told the German magazine
Galore that (
for his next trick!) he plans to impregnate a girl on stage without even touching her. I'm at a loss to imagine how this might be accomplished, although considering Claudia Schiffer had sex with this weirdoid, he clearly possesses some kind of fiendish machismo the rest of us don't understand. Even more curious is how he will find a woman willing to be the magician's assistant for this rather disturbing sleight of...err...hand.
[T]he illusionist rejected the theory that there were only seven different kinds of magic tricks.
He said: "Bull s**t! There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. In my next show I'm going to make a girl pregnant on stage."
He added: "Naturally it will be without sex. Everyone will be happy about it, but I'm not telling you any more."
The magician is currently on tour in Germany with his show, An Intimate Evening of Grand Illusion.
I can only hope he has a deep reserve of sarcasm into which he was tapping for this nauseating announcement.
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