Thursday Night Krazy Karaoke

Stop by, have a drink, drop a link, and step right up to the mike for some Krazy Karaoke at Lefty's Bar. I must relinquish the computer to a handsome Scotsman, so I won't be joining you, but here's my contribution in honor of tonight's guest star, Boy George...

I'll Stumble 4 Ya
(with apologies to Culture Club)

One day I’ll drown
Cuz I’m a clumsy dummy
Pretzels
Spaetzles
Who’s got the Heimlich ready?

I’ll fall off my bike
I’ll fall on the floor
I’ll choke on gum for you
And so much more

I'll stumble 4 ya
I'll stumble 4 ya
I'll stumble 4 ya
I'll stumble 4 you

And hear my sound
Not like a native
English speaker
Dysfunction
Junction
A man whose brain is addled

I did coke maybe
Or I’m not sure
I’ll be a drunk for you
Just give me more

I'll stumble 4 ya
I'll stumble 4 ya
I'll stumble 4 ya
I'll stumble 4 you

I get a crazy feeling
That chases in my head
There’s nothing I can’t choke on
There’s nothing can’t make me fall
It’s dumb in stereo
And when I can’t stand up I say

I'll stumble 4 ya
I'll stumble 4 ya
I'll stumble 4 ya
I'll stumble 4 you

I’ll fall off my bike
I’ll fall on the floor
I’ll choke on gum for you
And so much more

I'll stumble 4 ya
I'll stumble 4 ya
I'll stumble 4 ya
I'll stumble 4 youuuuuuuuuuuuu