Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.I can’t believe I’m going to have to wait 15 years to welcome Mr. Shakes to bed with my boobs broadcasting Let’s Get It On.
One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.
BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.
BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.
According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."
Something tells me that Ian Pearson played too much “Tune In Tokyo” when he was a kid.
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