OMG! Stop the Fucking Presses!!!


My God, the humanity. First Guy Ritchie "ditches" Kabbalah, now Nick and Jessica ditch each other. Why, God, why???

You mean their reality show has outworn its 15 minutes? You mean Ashlee's album has safely been released already to avoid distraction (and nobody cares anyway)? You mean Jessica's boots really were made for walking? What will Nick do for money now? Someone get him a rich bf - stat!

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