Competence can be such an elusive mistress. Competence, competence; wherefore art thou, competence?
The photo (with its sassy caption) accompanies a story headlined: Embattled Bush seeks new ideas to inspire the nation. His search must be going well, because this sounds really fucking inspiring:
"The White House has realised it had too ambitious an agenda and is re-tooling as we speak," the Republican congressman Fred Upton told The Los Angeles Times.God, that’s fantastic. My nipples are getting hard with the anticipation of hearing him stutter, mumble, and “heh-heh” his way through an entire State of the Union address filled with inspiring yet achievable goals.
"They are looking at what is achievable, versus the grand big picture."
I recommend starting small. Something like:
1. Don’t fall off bike for entire year.
2. Teach dogs to walk.
3. Learn name of artists on iPod.
Ya know—the little stuff.
So…what inspiring yet achievable goal do you think the preznit should include in his grand plan for 2006?
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