Thanks a Bunch, Hon

The Reasons Tom Cruise Sucks List just got a little longer:

TOM CRUISE has given his pregnant fiancée KATIE HOLMES a unique 27th birthday present - a DVD compendium of every movie he has acted in.

The WAR OF THE WORLDS star, 43, decided there was no better gift for his wife-to-be than a full history of his long and fruitful career.

A source tells British newspaper the Daily Express, "Each was inscribed with a special handwritten love message to the future mother of his child."
Cheapass mofo.

Luckily, one of my top-secret anonymous informants has managed to secure copies of the handwritten notes for us.





Adorable.

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