Locals in Hampshire have been told not to approach six missing water buffalo as "they are able to spray dung across large distances".Hampshire police have issued an APB and images of the runaway buffalos. They were last seen spraying dung all over Americans’ civil liberties. An unconfirmed source also reported seeing the buffalos pissing on the Constitution.
…Police believe the animals were stolen because there was no trail of tell-tale dung at the scene.
According to BBC online a police spokesman said: "They should not be approached from behind... as the animals are able to spray dung across large distances." (Link.)
If you see any of the dung-flingers, please contact the Hampshire police immediately.
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