A German man has taken legal action against the Easter Bunny for grievous bodily harm.LOL. Something tells me Mr. Avenarius might not have been being totally serious.
Karl-Friedrich Lentze, from Berlin, has filed a complaint with prosecutors, accusing it of causing addiction to chocolate which leads to heart attacks, obesity and strokes.
Lentze said: "The Easter Bunny is a sadistic and unscrupulous offender who preys on people's sweet tooth. Find this evil bunny, handcuff his paws and remove him from shops in time for Easter."
Public prosecutor spokesman Christian Avenarius said: "We will act upon the complaint with speed and diligence."
I Got Your War on Easter Right Here
Okay, not right here. Auf Deutschland:
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