Perhaps we could all use a little bit of frivolity. You know, before we're all blown to smithereens in another one of Dick Cheney's blockheaded schemes.
Read the quotes, and leave your guesses in the comments. Remember, every time you cheat using the IMDB, the Easter Bunny gets a painful kidney stone.
1. "Love has no borders, nationalities, or genders! Rock and roll!"
2. "Terror, horror, death. Film at eleven."
3. "I never wanted to use macramé to kill!"
4. "I don't approve of drugs."
"Neither do I, but it's my birthday."
5. Frederick: "Do you remember the fun we had when you poisoned me?"
Annabelle: (laughs) "Something you ate, the doctor said."
Frederick: "Yes, arsenic on the rocks."
6. "Humans are machines for generating manure."
7. "Go ahead, Dave! Make a dummy out of yourself! But you're not gonna make a dummy out of me!"
8. "We got a lot in common, you and I"
"Like what?"
"We both scrub floors for a living, we're both swell lookers, and neither one of us is Chinese."
9. First scientist: "All right, let’s assume you’re right. A superior intelligence has come from Venus – in my satellite! – established residency, turned off the world’s power, and is about to take over the world’s population--- Why aren’t you fighting it?"
Second scientist: "Because this superior intelligence happens to be a personal friend of mine!"
10. Wife: "Home so soon?"
Husband: "Did you hear what the little husband said to the big wife?"
Wife: "Is this another of you oblique jokes?"
Husband: "He said, "Why does the back door slam every time I come in the front door?"
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