Yeesh

A Missouri couple have been revealed as liars after claiming the woman had given birth to sextuplets, prompting an outpouring of donations from the community. Turns out, they never had any baby at all, no less six of them.

How did these dim bulbs think they were going to get away with this scam? Didn’t they think at some point, people in their small community might notice the lack of babies? That the local hospitals might say, “Uh, we don’t have six babies in intensive care.” What a couple of dopes.

Reached by phone late Tuesday, Sarah Everson offered no explanation. "I'm not talking to anybody right now," she said, "because nobody gets it."

Oh, I think people get it. I think they get that you provided photos of a fake pregnancy and posed on the front page of the newspaper with six matching outfits and let people set up a fricking website dedicated to raising funds on your behalf and that people who have known you say you’ve tried to pull a hoax exactly like this before. I think they get that you’re one nasty crackpot, babe.