"The night of May 27, 2006 in Namibia, Africa, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcomed their daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. No further information is being given," publicist Cindy Guagenti said in a statement.Hallelujah! A child has been brought unto the world who will save us all.
The World Rejoices!
This can only mean that world peace, the end of starvation, cures for all disease, and a reversal of the aging process are right around the corner:
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