It's a blessing that government attempts to co-opt American youth are as pathetically clumsy as they are sinister. Lord help us all if the government ever becomes as proficient at snaring the impressionable minds of little Johnny and Jane as the makers of Bratz, say, or World of Warcraft. Until that unfortunate day arrives, we can laugh uneasily at CryptoKids and its fellow stranger with a bag of candy, DIAKids.
(From the faceless authority figures who brought you the genuinely disturbing Ready Kids - previously lampooned here by Shakes Sis - and the somehow suitably hapless FEMA for Kids.)
(Cross-posted for the convenience of the NSA...)
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