Although I should probably be calling this the monthly game, with the frequency that I'm churning these things out. Ahem.
Here we go, friends and neighbors! Just leave your guesses in the comments, and remember, if you cheat with the IMDB, Ann Coulter will suddenly take a romantic interest in you!
1. "Tear down that bitch of a bearing wall and put a window where one ought to be!"
2. "Now I am here, sent to bring you home."
"Home? I have no home. Hunted... despised! Living like an animal! The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of people! A race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world!"
3. "Those guys ain't even giving us a hard look."
4. (While searching an abandoned boat, the character finds a bamboo steamer) "This boat had a Chinese crew!"
5. "Shoot her, man!"
"I can't shoot her! She's my friend! I...uh...lost my virginity to her."
"Man, everyone knows your first time sucks! Split her damn head open!"
6."We're Americans! We've never lost a war!"
"What about 'Nam, sir?"
"'Nam? We lost that war at home, Sonny."
7. "I thought you said that if we destroyed the brain, it would die!"
"Well... it worked in the movie!"
"Well, it ain't working now!"
"...You mean the movie lied?"
8. "These do bring back memories. This one is still warm. What is it? The recollections of a great lover? A catalog of conquests? We will soon find out. You wouldn't appreciate that, would you, Mr. Whatever-your-name is? Not the sort of conquest you would ever understand. Let's see... a touch of unhappy childhood... a dash of teenage rebellion... and last but not least, a tragic death in the family."
9. "You know what I need? I need a drink. There's some ice and stuff back there. Why don't you make us all some Old-Fashioneds?"
"Old-Fashionds? Do you think you oughta drink while you're flying?"
"Stop kidding, will ya, and make us some DRINKS! You just press the button back there marked "BOOZE!" ...It's the only way to fly! Ha ha ha!"
10. "It stinks!"
(I'm your cross-post, now!)
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