Put on your Thinkin’ Caps!

The Challenge: Identify the most hilarious part of this GOP fundraising missive from the president himself and explain why it’s so goddamned funny.

Is it Excerpt A?

Republicans have a record of dealing with some serious economic times during my presidency… We have had a recession, a stock market collapse, terrorist attacks, corporate scandals and major natural disasters.

Is it Excerpt B?

Because Republicans acted and had an economic recovery plan, we have created strong economic growth.

Is it Excerpt C?

Nothing threatens our hard-won reforms and economic prosperity more than a Democrat victory this November.

Is it Excerpt D?

If you want the government in your pocket, vote Democrat.

Or it Excerpt E, which is followed by a request to log onto the RNC website and make a donation?

If you want to keep more of your hard-earned money, vote Republican.

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Note: Shakespeare’s Sister will accept any of the following answers—A, B, C, D, E.