“Why We Have Leaks” by Rep. Peter Hoekstra (R-Lunatic)

"More frequently than what we would like, we find out that the intelligence community has been penetrated, not necessarily by al Qaeda, but by other nations or organizations," he said.

"I don't have any evidence. But from my perspective, when you have information that is leaked that is clearly helpful to our enemy, you cannot discount that possibility," he added.

Creature: “WTF is Rep. Hoekstra talking about?”

Drum: “The Dr. Strangelove-ification of the congressional Republican caucus continues apace.”

Shakes: “Hello, United Airlines? Yes, can you please tell me what the cheapest one-way airfare out of Bizarro World is?”