Dramatis personæ:
A SHOPPER with two bottles of Chianti
A CASHIER
A BAGGER
Scene:
Checkout lane 16 in a supermarket in the American Midwest
[Enter CASHIER, SHOPPER, AND BAGGER]
BAGGER (loudly): Whenever I see a bottle of Chianti, I always think of that scene from Silence of the Lambs.
CASHIER: [silent]
SHOPPER: [silent]
BAGGER (after a pause, and loudly): Oh, well. You'll be okay.
[Exeunt]
(Cross-posted.)
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