Lordy Begordy

This story is totally making me laugh with glee, because, in spite of all the crazy gayhatin’ going on in Russia, it’s evident that reason will win out in the end.

Two men drew applause from residents of Ekaterinburg in Russia’s Urals as they undressed in the street, kissed in front of the gathering crowd and finally performed oral sex on each other.

…People who gathered around the couple reacted quite positively, took photographs, applauded and recorded them on video. Nobody bothered to call the police or protest.

And it was quite a crowd, too:

The show concluded by one of the men giving the other a blow job, after that the two promptly left and the audience strode off too.

The police said they had not received a single alarm call.

“Such actions are classified as an administrative offence and are definitely punishable,” a spokesman for the law-enforcement agencies said.

“Naturally, had we received an alarm, our officers would have immediately put an end to the incident.”

But you didn’t. And that’s awesome.

Gawd, is it Happy Hour yet? I'm suddenly in the mood for a White Russian.