Be “Playful”

Via Angelos, here’s another awesome revelation about the Bushies from Bob Woodward’s new book, Too Little Too Late, or whatever the fuck it’s called:

Rumsfeld also infuriated another powerful woman — then-national security adviser Condoleezza Rice — by not returning her phone calls. So she complained to the boss.

Bush advised Rice to be "playful" with the stubborn Rumsfeld in an effort to get along.

Yeah, be playful—you know...wear shorter skirts, show a boobie!

And he cajoled Rumsfeld, telling him: "I know you won't talk to Condi. But you got to talk to her."

Bush then drew two circles and two dots on Rumsfeld’s arm, saying, “Circle circle, dot dot, now you have a cooties shot.”

Yeesh. These are the dopes running our country, people.