British Blokes Boo Bogus Boobs

If that header doesn’t get me a job offer from the New York Post, the universe has gone completely askew.

Anyway…

According to a new survey, men in the UK prefer women not to go under the knife to improve their chest.

A poll for More magazine found that 85% of men aged 18 to 34 said that they hated plastic surgery and found it a "complete turn-off" in women.

To ask the obvious question, do men typically know that women have had plastic surgery, though? According to the survey, “15% claimed not to even notice women's cosmetic surgery.” Ergo, supposedly most men do know, and most men don’t like it. At least in Blighty.

So, bonnie British lasses would be better off investing their hard-earned dosh in starting up their own businesses, going back to school, buying a nice little flat, or, as the spokeswoman for More suggests, “spending their money on new dress and shoes rather than fake breasts.” Helpful.