Clever

I expect this genius to be nominated to Bush's cabinet any day now, having so expertly demonstrated his proficiency in the three main requirements of Bush Leaguers: abject stupidity, "ignorance" of the law, and utter shamelessness about both.

A Wichita man called 911 to report he was the victim of an armed robbery. The theft? A pound of marijuana worth about $1,100 that he had been trying to sell at his home.

…Police brought in a drug-sniffing dog to the house and located more marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

The victim was booked into Sedgwick County jail on several charges, including possession with the intent to sell drug.

The thief has not been found.

Huh.