A man who pleaded guilty to molesting two girls told a judge he did it because of his wife's excessive bingo playing.There was a perv, had an excuse, and bingo was its name-o!
"My wife was never home," Floyd Kinney Jr. said during his plea hearing Friday.
…Kinney, 49, said his wife would sometimes argue with him over money and that he was angry she was spending too much on bingo.
"She would be going to bingo three, four times a week. I told her to stop going to bingo, and she said, 'If they had bingo every day, I'd go every day,"' he said.
Kinney’s defense attorney said “his client was not articulate and may have not been doing a good job of conveying his rationale,” but Northampton County Judge F.P. Kimberly McFadden was having none of that shit, bitchez.
"I think he is telling me exactly what was going on," the judge said. "His wife was not home so he was going to perpetrate on someone and he picked these two children."And some go out and molest underage girls! Potato, potahto. Can you really blame a man for what he does when his wife leaves him alone?! If he’s left to ramble aimlessly around the house with no one over whom to exert arbitrary control to make himself feel manly, well, shee-it. What do you expect will happen? He’s only human, for god’s sake.
…"Some people, when their wives are not home, decide to do other things, like clean their living rooms," McFadden said.
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