Chris added:
"See, I think this guy must be buying the wrong brand of peanut butter. Usually within a few days of opening a new jar, I find a thriving civilization of tiny people in the peanut butter, busily inventing the wheel and taming fire. After a week they usually have computers and nuclear fission.
Then I enjoy smearing their cities on a piece of bread and hearing their tiny screams as I devour them."
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