Ricky Lackey has six children on the way.I be concubining. Are you fucking shitting me?
Just don’t call them sextuplets – they're all with different women.
When Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Melba Marsh asked Lackey during sentencing Friday on a charge of attempted theft how many children he had, the 25-year-old said, "None, but I have six on the way."
A stunned Marsh tried to clarify. "Are you marrying a woman with six children?" she asked.
"No, I be concubining," he said.
If I were any one of the six women pregnant with one of this daft jackass' six impending offspring, all due between August and October, I'd be "frying panning" him upside his witless head.
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