Even the Optimistic Rug Couldn't Shake His Sense of Melancholy

Think Progress reports that the president was "unhappy about the way he was portrayed" by a style piece in the Austin American-Statesman which noted "he's opted to look more like 'Walker, Texas Ranger' than a sweaty, tough ranch hand" down at his Crawford mansion ranch. So upset was President Toughguy McBringemon when he read the article that he had White House Deputy Press Secretary Dana Perino call the reporter and make clear the president's displeasure.

So…just for the record, this guy:



is offended by being compared to this guy:



who, yes, looks dignified by comparison.