Me: [standing in front of pantry] Jell-O? What the poop? Did you buy Jell-O?
Mr. Shakes: Yeah.
Me: Why?
Mr. Shakes: Because it's tasty!
Me: [squinching face] Really?
[It is important to note here that I meant "Really, you think it's tasty?" but Mr. Shakes thought I meant "Really, that's why you bought it?"]
Mr. Shakes: Fine, ye caught me! I'm planning oon putting all your shit in Jell-Oo, Dwight.
Pounds Sterling
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