Question of the Day

In honor of the return of the haunting specter of ZOMG Human-Animal Hybrids!, I figured it's time to recycle this one from March 1, 2006, originally suggested by then-Shakesville contributor Thesaurus Rex: If you could become a human-animal hybrid, with what animal would you be crossed?

First time around, I answered thusly:

I would definitely be half penguin, so I could hold my breath under water for at least a half hour and dive to 1,700 feet. Also, I'd always be ready at a moment's notice for a formal party.

Mr. Shakes says he would be half dolphin, so he could "swim in the ocean, be dolphiny, and emit ear-piercing screeches that would shatter the windows of local shops." I suspect he isn't taking this question very seriously.

Ha.