Why are child-resistant caps defeating me?
I mowed the lawn, got ants in my pants, they bit the shit out of me, and Liss gave me a bottle of soothing aloe balm or whatever that is one impossibly difficult-to-remove child-resistant cap away from giving my legs the relief they so desire and desperately need. Motherfucker!
...Now I've broken off the plastic top, leaving the child-resistant bit in place. I'm off to find something to smash it.
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