Bill O'Reilly: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

Goddamn, I hate Bill O'Reilly with the red hot fiery passion of a nonillion suns! Why can't that bloviating piece of ponging human refuse shut his enormous gaping maw for two fucking seconds and spare us all the undulating rivers of shit that emanate from the hideous depths of his tarblack soul with the regularity of a demonic cuckoo clock that will eventually drive every last decent person in the entire country batshit fucking insane?! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

What's up Superdouche's ass this time? J.K. Rowling is a "provocateur" for the "gay agenda" of indoctrinating children. I shit you not.

Last Friday, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling revealed that one of the central characters in the series, Hogwarts headmaster Albus Dumbledore, was gay. Though Rowling says her books are a "prolonged argument for tolerance," some conservatives attacked the revelation, saying it was "revolting" and vindication for the late Rev. Jerry Falwell’s homophobia.

On his Fox News show last night, Bill O'Reilly joined in the fray, asking if Dumbledore's outing was part of the "gay agenda" of "indoctrination" of "children."

…O'Reilly argued there are "many parents" who are "worried in America about the gay agenda and indoctrination of their children to see homosexuality in a certain way."

You know, if I didn't know better, I'd think O'Reilly was secretly trying to help Rowling sell books—because I can't think of a better fucking justification for a series of books advocating tolerance than Bill O'Reilly, "provocateur" for the "conservative agenda" of promulgating abject stupidity and unmitigated ignorance!