Pin THIS, Motherfuckers!

Dear Preposterously Stupid Douchehounds Masquerading as the American Media:

I DO NOT GIVE THE TINIEST WEE INFINITESIMAL MICROSCOPIC SHIT IF BARACK OBAMA DOESN'T WEAR AN AMERICAN FLAG PIN ON HIS GODDAMNED LAPEL!

And, no, the scandalously absent lapel pin is not indicative of a lack of patriotism, you silly, ninny-brained twits.

I know the pathetic, barely functioning, atrophied globs of gray matter sitting in your thick fucking skulls aren't particularly adept at dealing with nuance or complex concepts, but try, I beg you, please try to activate the sleepy pair of cells still knocking around in your cobwebbed belfries and retain this very valuable piece of advice: If you're trying to spy unpatriotic interlopers in the general Beltway area, keep your eyes peeled for a collection of despicable miscreants who have launched two failed wars, robbed the country blind, devastated via neglect and incompetence the national infrastructure, let an American city drown, flagrantly disregarded the Geneva Conventions to torture enemy combatants, engaged in extraordinary rendition, tossed out habeas corpus like day-old bread, illegally spied on American citizens, tried to codify discrimination into the Constitution, celebrated unfunded educational mandates, sent soldiers with no body armor to fight in unprotected vehicles, let energy companies write the national energy policy, continually sniffed at an unprecedented number of uninsured Americans, increased both the teen pregnancy and abortion rates by an intractable insistence on abstinence-only sex education, equated dissent with treason, and, among a nonillion other things I could mention, spent the last six+ years exploiting a tragic terrorist attack on American soil for political gain.

If you have any trouble finding them, they're the ones with the flag lapel pins, wrapped in the flag, waving a flag in one hand and furiously masturbating with a flag in the other, coming in red, white, and blue while farting Battle Hymn of the Republic.

And they hate this country and everything for which it's meant to stand with every fiber of their flag-clad beings.

I'll be here if you've got any questions, dipshits.

Love,
Liss

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