"What is more troubling than [Stephen Colbert's] quest for a status his own mother won't grant him (favorite son) are his ties to the salty food industry. As the candidate of Doritos, his hands are stained by corporate corruption and nacho cheese. John Edwards has never taken a dime from taco chip lobbyists and America deserves a President who isn't in the pocket of the snack food special interests."—Edwards spokesperson Teresa Wells on Colbert's Dorito-sponsored presidential campaign.
Good one. I genuinely LOL-ed at "his hands are stained by corporate corruption and nacho cheese."
That's just how funny Stephen Colbert really is: He infects everyone else with Teh Funny, too.
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