Mr. Sarkozy Goes to Washington

The man who made the French cool with conservatives again is having dinner with the man who made an unprecedented expansion of government cool with conservatives again—and the entertainment sounds hawt:

The White House is hosting a formal dinner for Sarkozy and his entourage tonight where the entertainment will be actors portraying George Washington and the Marquis de Lafayette, another popular, but long dead, Frenchman who fought on the American side of the Revolutionary War.

No word on whether Freedom Fries will be served.

I'll put good money on President Inappropriate McFumblenutz grabbing Sarkozy around his middle and yelling, "Cootchie cootchie cootchie! Look Laura—I'm givin' 'im a French Tickler! Heh heh heh!" by 9:30 EST.