Conservative Humor

Someone just forwarded to me this chain email going around, which must have accidentally arrived in the inbox of a non-misogynist progressive. You'll have to forgive my failure to provide the requisite field of white space through which you're meant to scroll before the hilarious punchline is revealed.

CONFIDENTIAL

Please do not forward this to just anyone. You could turn up missing. This was sent to me by an associate in the surveillance field. I am sharing it with friends and family on a "need to know" basis. I cannot vouch for its validity. But if true, it could very well rock the foundation of this country. It has to do with the upcoming election and truth in advertising!

SECURITY PHOTO: CONFIDENTIAL

The photo is a video capture from a security camera located in the North Corridor that leads to the Senate floor in the US Capitol Building. This is classified material, so do not ask how or where I got it. If you do, you could come up missing. Please DO NOT FORWARD this to just anyone. Don't even think about it!! The repercussions could shake things up more than you can imagine. A highly respected politician's head is on the line here! But I feel someone should know the truth, so I picked you! (Do not share with anyone in Iowa for sure!!!!!!!!!)

Ha ha! Get it?! Hillary's got a DICK! Oh my aching sides!

That's comedy gold, baby.