The War on Chanukah

Posted by Space Cowboy at Friday, December 07, 2007
O'Reilly can scream all he wants about his "war on Christmas." The fact of the matter is that the real war is against Chanukah, that 8-day holiday celebrated by Jews far and wide at around the same time as that farshtunkeneh Christmas. And as Shakesville's Heeb Laureate, I can confidently tell you that the following story makes my point:
This was REALLY not kosher. A grocery store in Manhattan made a food faux pas, advertising hams as "Delicious for Chanukah."

Chanukah, an alternate spelling for Hanukkah, is the eight-day Jewish holiday that began Tuesday evening, and hams as well as pork and other products from pigs can't be eaten under Jewish dietary laws.
Don't believe it? Well take a gander at the evidence.


War on Christmas, my arse.

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