Capturing Usama bin Laden has been one of President Bush's top priorities during his time in office, but the president now seems to doubt the Al Qaeda mastermind will be found before his term ends next January.One of his top priorities? What kind of crack do the bitchez over at Fox News smoke? Because I seem to recall the Dipwad-in-Chief saying about Osama "Mastermind of 9/11" bin Laden: "I wouldn't necessarily say he's at the center of any command structure. And, again, I don't know where he is. I—I'll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him."
Anyway...
"If we could find the cave he is in, I promise you—he would be brought to justice or wherever he's hiding. ... For the country, it's a matter of closure in many ways for those who suffered under the attacks. He's hiding. He's isolated. He's not out there leading any parades. ... He'll be gotten by a president."Is there even a coherent statement in there anywhere? At least he's not leading parades! Thank you, Mr. President. Nothing terrifies America more than the thought of Osama bin Laden twirling a baton down Main Street with a high school band in tow!
Holy Maude, I can't wait to be rid of this guy.
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