The Claw


LOL: "GEORGE BUSH and wife Laura are headed for divorce - again - after she left claw marks on his face during a furious fight over his boozing, White House sources reveal. The president was left with a bloody three-inch gash along with a smaller cut. Our world exclusive reveals the shocking details of their explosive showdown - and what their future holds."

If I had to guess, it holds a few more years of terse grins and think-of-England fucks as they inevitably careen toward destiny in the long-running race to see if Laura will go completely haywire and end it all with a poisoned pretzel before Barbara Bush dies and takes to her grave whatever godforsaken piece of blackmail she's got on Laura.

Via Atrios.

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