NOOZ

Very Important Nooz from the campaign trail, courtesy of CNN: Obama: I'm not 'getting fresh or anything'.

Barack Obama appeared to have a bit of an awkward moment on the campaign trail in South Bend, Indiana.

From the pool report:

"[Obama] posed for report pictures with the staff when he apparently felt his phone start to vibrate in his pocket on his right thigh – against which one woman was closely pressed.

"Now that’s my phone buzzing there," he said, drawing a laugh. "I don’t want you to think I’m getting fresh or anything."

Tune in to The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer, where his guest will be Harvard virbratocrotchologist Sandy Kurtzfelt, offering expert opinion on the situation and a one-quarter scale replica of the event.

Also: Jack Cafferty weighs in on whether this "closely pressed" woman was actually a whore hired by Hillary Clinton to ruin Barack Obama and the Democratic Party.

Plus: Did Obama's whore previously have an affair with Bill Clinton?

Nooz, bitchez.