Look, people—he created the site as a thank you, to you, for sharing the journey with him, and as an invitation to continue to explore what the future will bring. Like Xenu's imminent lordship over all he surveys. So, unless you're a fucking ingrate who doesn't appreciate that Tom Cruise created a web site just to thank you, and invite you to explore the future with him, you'd better head over and show some gratitude.
A Celebration of Tomitude
TomCruise.com is open for bizness. Finally! Celebrating Tom's 25th anniversary of being a megastar, it's chock full o' good stuff, like a Message from Tom:
Look, people—he created the site as a thank you, to you, for sharing the journey with him, and as an invitation to continue to explore what the future will bring. Like Xenu's imminent lordship over all he surveys. So, unless you're a fucking ingrate who doesn't appreciate that Tom Cruise created a web site just to thank you, and invite you to explore the future with him, you'd better head over and show some gratitude.
Look, people—he created the site as a thank you, to you, for sharing the journey with him, and as an invitation to continue to explore what the future will bring. Like Xenu's imminent lordship over all he surveys. So, unless you're a fucking ingrate who doesn't appreciate that Tom Cruise created a web site just to thank you, and invite you to explore the future with him, you'd better head over and show some gratitude.
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