The Obama-Clinton event will take place in the town of Unity, in the southwest corner of a swing state that Obama hopes to carry in November. The symbolism goes beyond the town's name, as Clinton and Obama each won 107 votes there in the January primary.According to my Top Secret SourcesTM, Obama and Clinton will ride into the town of Unity on matching his-n-hers Unity Ponies, waving yin-and-yang flags while singing "Ebony and Ivory."
And if that doesn't unite the party, I just don't know what will.
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