OMFG

I know I said that this was the Best. Email. Ever.—but I was wrong, Shakers. As my fan mail keeps pouring in from every corner of the globe, we have a new winner:


Sent, no doubt, without a trace of irony.

In case you happen to stop by again, Mr. Coolidge, here's why your email is so funny: See, you're asking me what happened to freedom of expression in an email you wrote in anger because I…wait for it…expressed my opinion. I didn't call for censorship, or a boycott, or suggest the game shouldn't be sold.

I merely expressed my opinion of it.

And you deemed that "the root cause of many problems in America" while also bemoaning the alleged death of freedom of expression.

And then you called me an idiot.

LOL.

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