"Ain't it awful? If those little girls slept with as many men as they say in the tabloids, why their little butts would have more fingerprints than the FBI! … We should give those two a break."—Dolly Parton, defending Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan by using her folksy touch to obliquely yet pointedly call the tabloids lying, exploitative slut-shamers.
During the same interview, she also said of the presidential race: "We've had a woman, we have a black man and an old stiff" (told ya she was a closet liberal), and recycled one of my favorite lines about why she won't run for president: "I think there have been enough boobs in the White House."
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