Last night, while getting ready for bed…
Liss: Hey, babe—would you still have fallen for me if my name were Heehaw Snarlypants?
Iain: I probably would have fallen fur ye even faster. Shame it's not.
Liss: We should change our last name to Snarlypants. "Hello, we're the Snarlypantses. Nice to meet you."
Iain: Excellent idea.
Liss: What will you change your first name to?
Iain: Grumpelstiltskin.
Liss: Grumpelstiltskin Snarlypants is quite a mouthful, don't you think?
Iain: I dinnae then. Shittypants.
Liss: Your new name will be Shittypants Snarlypants?
Iain: Yeah!
Liss: Okay. Good night, Shittypants.
Iain: Sleep well, Heehaw.
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