TO: The Cult of the Feminazi CooterFROM: Queen Cunt of Fuck Mountain
RE: Notes on Life in Post-Feminist America
Dear Bitchez:
As you are well aware, we are now living in a post-feminist society, which I realize has left at odd ends many of us who dedicated our lives to the comprehensive equality we've now achieved. It has recently been brought to my attention that some of you have questions about how to celebrate this newfound egalitarianism and how best to project images of the New American Woman.
I direct your attention to the cover of the current issue of Esquire in which the magazine's sexiest woman alive, Halle Berry, recreates their iconic Bill Clinton cover with appropriate changes to reflect the powerful equality of the New American Woman.
As you can see, the New American Woman asserts her equality by revealing her undergarments and not wearing pants.
Please be advised that "slutty chick" versions of professional garb are also recommended for Halloween. The Cult of the Feminazi Cooter will hold its annual fundraiser to buy "slutty nurse," "slutty doctor," "slutty teacher," and "slutty librarian" costumes for underprivileged women on Friday, October 17 at 8pm, at the Hooters just outside Columbia, Missouri. There will be door prizes, and one lucky feminazi will take home a gift certificate to Spencer's Gifts, the boob novelty emporium, for the "Slutty Sarah Palin" lookalike contest.
See you there!
Thank you for your continued dedication to The Cause.
Best regards,
M. McEwan
QCoFM
Addendum: By request of The PatriarchyTM, "witch" costumes will also be purchased for the underprivileged fatties.
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